Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Barry O. Administration, fun, Nene, Real Housewives
Here are Style’s nominations for administration positions:
Real Housewives of Atlanta - Department of Commerce
OMG!!! I totally didn’t say that or even tip WaPo off but seriously, click on Tim Gunn or Anderson Cooper’s head to find out! It’s corny, I know, but what else does WaPo Style have to say? That cabinet would be totally gay though – Tim, Suze, Anderson, Lou Dobbs…at least we can hope, yes we can…
And seriously, the cabinet will need a little more flair. “You know what I call a fashion show with no fashions? Nothing.”
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: awesome, Barry O, dancing, economy, fashion, good, Michelle O, narciso rodriguez, pretty
In Thursday Styles:
I’ve been totally bad about posting this week but Michelle may have given me the strength to carry on.
Look! Dancing! Also, any further thoughts on the bold Narciso Rodriguez (aka the lava lamp dress worn on election night)? She’s makin us think, no?
Also, look at Ellen. I’ve been kinda wondering lately if it’s really true that pocket chains are totally in again – are they? maybe only w/ the les-bi-gays? just a thought…
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Barack and Michelle, Barack Obama, Barry O, blogging, cockamamie, handsome ossifer, hotel, kitty, Life in the District, new year new you!, win!
So Barry and Michelle want the kids in Sidwell next week and asked W. & “de la Renta-loving” Laura if they could stay in the Blair House but W. was all like “um, it’s booked,” b/c I’m sure all of Crawford is coming up to visit for uh, Dress Up Your Pet Day.
But Gawker is all like: ” the president-elect’s people won’t tell anyone where he’s staying. Not even Us Weekly!” Soooo….where’s he gon’ be?
NYT likes the newly renovated St. Reg, which is totally close to the WH.
May I personally recommend? (it’s got a pool and a lively bar/lobby scene in January…) for those of you who are totally slow, there’s a clue when you wave your little mouse over the pitchur…
(Word has it, they’ll be in the Hay-Adams – but just keep that quiet b/c it’s like a secret – and DON’T tell Us Weekly”)
I personally don’t find this post informational or even that much fun, but I kinda expect it to generate some hits from somewhere in the great beyond of bumblef*k and that’s really all that matters. I’ll give you an UPDATE! with a pretty picture on what I learn about the process of blogging 
and then we can all have an LOL!
In the meantime, here’s a gift from me to you that has two “likes” in one!
Win!
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: desert, do not want, economy, fakakta, new year new you!, NYT, real estate
Oh, exciting times are ahead in ’09. Look! for only $125K you can have this prime piece of real estate (from NYT’s real estate what you get for the money BS):
On the plus side, it’s modern and there’s no shortage of rocks, has one ENTIRE bedroom and a WHOLE bathroom and is conveniently located in the Sonoran Desert!!! Let’s!
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: do not want, fakakta, not good, Philadelphia, refrigerator, stupid, why government sucks
Look what’s appearing in Philadelphia (which is a “go there” destination and if you say otherwise, I will go to your home, strategically hide rancid food and leave confetti all over the place…and maybe a rabid cat)
But in any event, Inga Saffron in the Phila. Inq. (the best architecture and planning critic anywhere) has informed me of the following:
“The neighborhood has been sprouting refrigerator size boxes at every signalized intersection. They’re part of a Streets Department project to digitize the traffic signals throughout the city, but thanks to the Department of Homeland Security the new system is three times the size of the old pole-mounted controls, requiring a 67-inch free-standing box. The reason? The boxes were made bigger so they could hold the computer equipment for a future surveillance network. Just what we need – a security camera on every corner!”
Does that mean the Department of Motherland Security can spy on Philly’s tranny hookers at 3am? YAY, FUN! chin up world – 08 may be “dismal” but I bet we’ll be much safer here on out.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: eames, fakakta, from me to you, fun, furniture, good, holiday, me being a good person and giving you gift, pug, want
like the baby Jesus, only better…that’s right, a Pug in an Eames chair
You’re welcome…
I totally had a nightmare about this exact thing last night. I can’t bare to look any longer…
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Barry O, clu, clusterf*k, fakakta, fun, not fun
We don’t want you or your stupid po’dunk family (particularly the gimpy ones) to come see Barry…
“Advisory” from DiFi and friends:
- “Please think carefully about whether you can stand outside in cold weather in a large crowd for up to six hours, and whether you are ready for long delays getting home afterwards. “
- “D.C.’s subway system… is expecting ‘crush-level’ crowds. Be prepared to wait for space on a train for long periods of time, during which you will have to stand in close proximity to several thousand people.”
- “The weather in Washington in January is usually quite cold and often rainy or snowy.”
- “Persons in wheelchairs or utilizing walkers should be aware that they will need to move across bumpy surfaces, grassy areas, and possible icy areas (depending on the weather).” (That means you, John McCain!)
- “Getting to the swearing-in ceremonies that morning will be very difficult because of the large crowds.”
- ” Many Metro escalators will be closed due to crowding and individuals will need to climb Metro stairs or wait to utilize the small number of elevators at Metro stations. “
- “Public transportation is expected to be running at ‘crush capacity.’”
- “We… recommend developing back-up plans.”
I also hear that the ceremony is going to be like 14 hours long and you best not be chatting or have your stupid celly phone ring during it, bitchez! YAY
totally glad I’m not living in Harriman, TN. This is like majorly bad environmental catastrophe…I so would be annoyed.
